We are two north Texas fools in love with planting things and telling people why they should love planting things, too. We don't sell bags but we do have lots of them. Dogs, too. Thanks for stopping by.

The Bag
My love of gardening started at my grandfather's iris farm in St. Joseph, MO. Seventeen years spent working in a north Texas garden center taught me what will and won't grow here.
Now that I've retired I want to share that knowledge with a heaping helping of the wit and sarcasm my customers grew to love (or tolerate).

The Baguette
I thought I would hate gardening as an adult so I bought a house with no yard. Then I proceeded to fill it with every plant I could get my hands on. Add it the laundry list of things I was wrong about adulthood.
Also - these are totally fake teeth.